Parathyroid Music Video:  "Parathyroid Punk"

Parathyroid Punk

I'm a parathyroid tumor and I live in your neck
I'm a tiny little jerk but I'll make you a wreck
'Para' means 'close' to that other famous gland
Don't confuse me with your thyroid, son,
I'll get out of hand!

Don't be fooled just 'cause I'm not cancer
Surgery is still the answer
Have 'em check all four 'cause there might be another
Here to cause more trouble-
are my three little brothers!

PTH!  Parathyroid Hormone!
PTH!  Parathyroid Hormone!
PTH!  Parathyroid Hormone!
Stones! Bones! Groans and Moans!

I'm a parathyroid tumor and I'll kill you one day
But before you die I will make your body pay
Robbing the calcium from your skeleton
That's osteoporosis, your mind's like gelatin

I'm a parathyroid tumor and I'll break your bones
Make you feel like sh*t and fill your kidneys w stones
I'm the Hulk of Parathyroids and I'll make you cry
and if you don't get rid of me I'll make you DIE!

PTH!  Parathyroid Hormone!
PTH!  Parathyroid Hormone!
PTH!  Parathyroid Hormone!
Stones! Bones! Groans and Moans!

GET THE TUMOR OUT OF YOUR NECK THAT'S KILLING YOU!

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Parathyroid Punk lyrics and video conceived and produced by Chrystene Ells. Click on the YouTube icon to see full credits. Contact Chrystene to have her produce some work for you or your company. This is what she does for a living!  All lyrics, the puppets, and music are copyright 2014 Chystene Ells, but she DOES want you to share this video on Facebook and other social media pages and would love for you to embed this parathyroid music video on your site. Help teach!

This page was last updated: 12/20/2015